Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

It's not a problem - its positively encouraged. If a man goes to a restaurant and doesn't have to get carried out by his wife / girlfriend / secretary, he hasn't shown good face by getting absolutely pis**d. I've been in restaurants where a guy actually throws up on the floor before carrying on drin...

Who else????? If they are as intelligent as everyone says they are...

Just proves the point really - so if this is the serious thread, we wont mention meerkats then.

OK - sorry - work intervened... A dolphin tried to sing happy birthday to me but he got my name wrong... and a floating log is when the female lies in the water motionless and the male rakes her with his teeth.... it all sounds like fun with all that foreplay but apparently the actual intercourse on...

Sorry - I forgot to add that I dont trust them because they are inherently untrustworthy.

One tried to con me once when I was a kid.

soc wrote: Rory wrote: Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation. And 95% of the sex is foreplay. But I still don't trust them. Where on earth (or in the sea) do you get these facts from Rory? well I heard it was only humans did that. why don't you trust them? There's more...much of th...

Is that the same as the remote button that someone mentioned before???

Dolphins have sex for pleasure rather than procreation.

And 95% of the sex is foreplay.

But I still don't trust them.

ok. thanks. I'm getting a picture of the place. Is it a country or a city or what? And what country is in?

You lot are barking mad - it's a huge city (pop 17 mio or more) on the east coast of China. And yes - you're all welcome.

I'm just going to have a look....

right now it just says subject BLANK

above that it says General Chat Non CH

but I dont mind.

By the way

Then I wrap my head in a warm towel and, instead of scrolling, I zoom around

Why???? Is the towel becasue it's dangerous??

I like peanuts.

Why are there so many threads about you being lost???

I'm the same - unless its that mallet thing.
Now, for example, I wanted to pick up where I left off an hour ago - but can't remember where it was.
Also I wanted to argue with HT who said that Ruth was holding a chicken - when I reckon its a giant rabbit.....(or I like to think it is).

I haven't figured out this divert business yet - is it just that if I want to say something that's not relevant - then I post in in that divert place???

Nothing untoward - I asked the driver and he said - "exercise....." They do a lot of tree hitting / stroking / leaning / hanging from ...in their various morning exercise routines - it's just that this morning the woman was being extra sensual with one particular tree - I'm sure I saw its ...

Agreed